The Divorce....
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The Divorce...

A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.
During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions.

Your Honor, replied the defendant, that man represented me in a bitter
divorce. One day he said my property settlement hearing was about to be held.
The judge would decide that afternoon what I would get, and what Rose would get.
My lawyer told me I didn't have to be present and not to worry.

I can't see why you'd punch a man for that, interrupted the judge.

Wait, there's more...
When I asked my attorney later about the settlement, he told me to look on the
bright side. I asked why.
Then he said, Because everything's coming up Rose's.

THAT'S when I hit him!

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