In the courtroom....
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In the courtroom...

A man is in court. The Judges says,on the 3rd August you are accused of
killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?

Guilty, said the man in the dock.

At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted You dirty
rat! The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain from making any noise.


The Judge continued ..... and that also on the 17th September you are
accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you
plead?

Guilty, said the man in the dock.
Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder, You dirty
rotten stinking rat!!

At this point the Judge called the man to the bench and said, I have already
asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to
charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what
relationship have you to this man?

He replied He is my next door neighbor.
The Judge replied, I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain
from any comments.

The man replied NO, your Honor, you don't understand.
Twice I have asked if I could borrow a hammer, and BOTH TIMES he said he
didn't have one!!!
[Tag]:In the courtroom...
[Time]:5/9/2010
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