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Nothing but the truth

Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in which he
could possibly win $50,000 from the insurance company. Honey, if I lie, I'll
win the case. But then I would have broken an oath sworn on the Holy Bible.

His wife says, I don't want to advise you to do the wrong thing, but . . .

But, what?

Let me put it this way, his wife explained. Treat the prosecuting attorney
like I treat you in bed.

Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, How so?

Mrs. Smith replies, Just lie there 'til he goes away.
[Tag]:Nothing but the truth
[Time]:5/9/2010
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