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The heart of the matter

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options
were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly
agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering
that money was no object.

I do have three hearts, said the doctor. The first is from an 18-year old
kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the
swimming pool and died. It's $100,000. The second is from a marathon runner, 25
years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's $150,000. The
third is from a heavy drinker, cigar smoker, steak lover. It's $500,000.

Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!

Yes, but it's from a laywer. It's never been used.


[Tag]:The heart of the matter
[Time]:5/9/2010
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