The teacher, the thief & the lawyer.
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The teacher, the thief & the lawyer

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when
they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is
overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.

The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, 揘ame the famous ship that was sunk
by an iceberg??揚hew, that one's easy,?says the teacher, 揟he Titanic.??
Alright,?said St.Peter, 搚ou may pass.?

Then the thief got his question: 揌ow many died on the Titanic??The thief
replied, 揟hat's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is
1500 people.?And so he passed through. Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his
question: 揘ame them.?
[Tag]:The teacher, the thief & the lawyer
[Time]:5/9/2010
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