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1. What my daddy does? (2/27/2011)
   A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, My mom is a Doctor! Sarah stood up and said, My father is a Professor!
2. A very successful lawyer parked his... (5/9/2010)
   A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close an
3. There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ... (5/9/2010)
   There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parked it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show it off to all his la
4. What Did A Lawyer Name His ... (5/9/2010)
   What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter? Sue!!
5. How many lawyers does it take to change a... (5/9/2010)
   How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? 揝uch number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within
6. Justice Prevailed (5/9/2010)
   A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the c
7. De-evolution (5/9/2010)
   At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.
8. Improvements in Hell (5/9/2010)
   An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they
9. New Improved Lawnmowers (5/9/2010)
   One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, Why are you eating grass. The
10. 500 lawyers in the ocean (5/9/2010)
   What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
11. Redundant (5/9/2010)
   What is a criminal lawyer? Redundant.
12. Offer (5/9/2010)
   What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand.
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