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1. Big Trouble (5/9/2010)
   A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischie
2. What is a zoo? (5/9/2010)
   Teacher : What is a zoo? Johney : A place allotted for animals to study the behavior of humans?
3. No, the whole body. (5/9/2010)
   Teacher : Where were you born ? child : America teacher : America? Which part? Child : No, the whole body.
4. "Cause yer feet aint empty" (5/9/2010)
   A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as y
5. Where did you get mummy then? (5/9/2010)
   Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
6. "Whats your phone number?" (5/9/2010)
   The girl asked her lover, Darling, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring? Sure, replied her lover What's your phone number?
7. An absent-minded Student (5/9/2010)
   An absent-minded Student went to see a psychiatrist. 'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psy
8. Ladies first (5/9/2010)
   Teacher : Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field. Teacher : How ? Student : Ladies fi
9. How old is your father ? (5/9/2010)
   Teacher : How old is your father ? Boy : As old as me. Teacher : How can that be ? Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
10. The chemistry professor (5/9/2010)
   During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids. Now I'm dropping this silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it di
11. "I guess youd be eating alone" (5/9/2010)
   The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, Suppos
12. Three guys (5/9/2010)
   Three guys walk into a room for a job interview. The man that is giving the interview has no ears. When the first man is called in the interviewer says, This
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