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1. What ?, and get bitten ! (5/9/2010)
   Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth ! Pupil: What ?, and get bitten !
2. Curious Johnny (5/9/2010)
   Little Johnny was 12 years old and, like other boys his age, was rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from older boys and he wondere
3. A woman pregnant with triplets (5/9/2010)
   A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies
4. Control Yourself (5/9/2010)
   A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her cart. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and h
5. Children and Cars (5/9/2010)
   Children in the back of the car cause accidents. Accidents in the back of the car cause children.
6. Mafia Christmas (5/9/2010)
   A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..
7. Buying Candy (5/9/2010)
   Three little boys went into a candy store. I want two cents worth of jelly beans, the first boy said to the clerk. The clerk frowned. The jelly beans were on
8. Put a little boogie in it! (5/9/2010)
   A do u make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
9. Little Girl and the Elderly (5/9/2010)
   While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfaili
10. "Its Adams suit!!!!!" (5/9/2010)
   A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he p
11. I am waxing the car (5/9/2010)
   Addie: Why are you wearing your winter coat? Erik: Because I am waxing the car. Addie: Why do you need a winter coat to wax the car? Erik: The wax container
12. " No, just purple monsters with pink spots!&q (5/9/2010)
   Anne: I have been seeing purple monsters with pink spots. Doctor: have you seen an eye doctor? Anne: No, just purple monsters with pink spots!
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