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1. Big Head (5/9/2010)
   Johnny comes back from school crying and says, Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head. His mother replies, No you don't Johnny. You have a hid
2. A Christmas Present (5/9/2010)
   Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought
3. My Father (5/9/2010)
   Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!
4. Confusing (5/9/2010)
   Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and woul
5. The Doorbell (5/9/2010)
   A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very sm
6. Sunday School (5/9/2010)
   Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission
7. The Calf (5/9/2010)
   A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought to
8. The Wedding (5/9/2010)
   A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, Mommy, why does the girl wear white? His mom replies, The bride is in whi
9. Watermelons (5/9/2010)
   There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night
10. Gifts for the teacher (5/9/2010)
   On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her
11. We will have the other half this afternoon! (5/9/2010)
   Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
12. Im having trouble listening ! (5/9/2010)
   Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening !
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