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1. These are excuse notes from parents (5/9/2010)
   These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: 1) My son is under a doctor's care and shou
2. Good, Bad, Worse (5/9/2010)
   Good: Your children are sexually active. Bad: With each other Worse: And your wife. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: Getting arrested. Worse: By your husband
3. Taste Test (5/9/2010)
   A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a H
4. "Marian, Marian!" (5/9/2010)
   A six-year-old ran up and down the supermarket aisles shouting frantically, Marian, Marian! Finally reunited with his mother, he was chided by her, You shoul
5. Three babies in a womans womb (5/9/2010)
   There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up. The first one sai
6. A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher ask (5/9/2010)
   A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again. Well, uh, yes, it is. replied Carol. I was
7. Backward Santa (5/9/2010)
   As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual,And what would you like for Christmas? The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for
8. A little girl and a little boy were at day care.. (5/9/2010)
   A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, Hey Tommy, wanna play house? He says, Sure! What do you want me
9. Johnny was asked by his mother (5/9/2010)
   Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. 'Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission
10. Auntys letter (5/9/2010)
   Dear Sanju baba, I'm writting this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper th
11. Phone rings; little boy answers. (5/9/2010)
   Salesman says 'Can I speak to your father?'. Little boy whispers 'He's busy.' 'What is he doing?' 'Talking to the firemen.' Okay, can I speak to your mother
12. Spider Mate (5/9/2010)
   A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? she asked. They're mating, her father repl
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