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In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the
world, so he took the Sabbath off.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals came
on to in pears.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come
on to in pears.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still
and he obeyed him.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the
Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like
Delilah.

Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which
is bread without any ingredients.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on
Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the
battle of Geritol.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. The fifth
commandment is to humor thy father and mother. The seventh commandment is thou
shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the
battle of Geritol. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son
to stand still and he obeyed him.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with the
Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.


When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the
manager.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others
before they do one to you. He also explained, 'a man doth not live by sweat
alone.'

It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the
tombstone off the entrance.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery

One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is
another name for marriage.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was a taximan

A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

揝hake 慸a?bed, make 慸a?bed and in 慸a?bed ye go?

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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