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These are excuse notes from parents

These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected
by schools from all over the country:
1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please
execute him.

2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32,
and also 33.

4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a
tree and misplaced his hip.

6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in
the growing part.

8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very
close veins.

9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea)
(direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I
don't know what size she wears.

16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the
Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was
Sunday.

17) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
funeral.

18) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
weekend with the Marines.

19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could
not breed well.

20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.


21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her
brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore
throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot
last night.

22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father
is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
[Tag]:These are excuse notes from parents
[Time]:5/9/2010
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