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Johnny was asked by his mother

Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. 'Well,
mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue
mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

'When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and
all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio
headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and
saved the Israelites.

' 'Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?' his mother
asked. 'Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it.'

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