Childrens Letters to God.
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Childrens Letters to God

Dear GOD,
I love animals. My goal is to be like Noah and have two of each in my room.
-Patrick

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
-Jacqueline

Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison

Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
-Julia

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the
house?
-Magda

Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
-Christina

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just
keep the ones You have now?
-Patrick

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Heather

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
-Neil

Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a jealous God? I thought You had everything.
-Jane

Dear GOD,
Did you really mean do unto others as they do unto you? Because if you did,
then I'm going to fix my brother.
-Nicky

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
-Nikita

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said bad things that
people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend -- (But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of
rest.
-Kevin J.

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
-Bruce

Dear GOD,
If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because
I hate her.
-Denise

Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want,
except my money or my chess set.
-Raphael

Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
-Danny

Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own
rooms. It works with my brother.
-Alex

Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all
over.
-Sam

Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
-Dean

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-Ruth M.

Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
-Elliott

Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world.
There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
-Nefrateri

Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
-Joe

Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just
kidding, aren't they?
-Keisha

Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
-Helena

Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Alex

Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in church they said You did it. So I bet
he stoled your idea.
-Sincerely, Rachel

Dear GOD:
The bad people laughed at Noah - You made an ark on dry land you fool. But
he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.
-Lisa

Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know
but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already.
-Charles

Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on
Tuesday. That was cool!
-Nick
[Tag]:Childrens Letters to God
[Time]:5/9/2010
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