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Elijah and the Altar

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the
Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the
altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar. And
then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour
it over the altar. He had them do this four times.

Now, said the teacher, can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would
have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?

A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand with great enthusiasm.
To make the gravy, came her enthusiastic reply.

[Tag]:Elijah and the Altar
[Time]:5/9/2010
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