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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together
for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly
mother.
The first said, I built a big house for our mother.
The second said, I sent her a Mercedes.
The third smiled and said, I've got you both beat. You remember how mom
enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a
remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12
years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mom just has to name the chapter and
verse, and the parrot recites it.
Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks:
Dear Milton, she wrote one son, The house you built is too huge. I live in
only one room, but I have to keep the whole house clean!
Dear Gerald, she wrote to another, I am too old to travel. I stay at home
most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes.
Dearest Donald, she wrote to her third son, You have the good sense to know
what your Mother likes.
The chicken was Dee-licious!
[Tag]:Three gifts
[Time]:5/9/2010
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