Philia

I thought I would share a transcript of a particularly productive moment in my
9th grade English (sic) class:

We watched the end of Zeferelli's Romeo & Juliet today in class. During the
scene in which Romeo discovers Juliet, who appears to be dead, lying in the
Capulet family crypt, the following discussion occurred:

Julio Baez: Yo, he's gonna jump on her!
Ms. Young: Julio, nowhere on this planet would that be an appropriate thing to
say.
Julio: No, Ms. Young! I think he's a hermaphrodite!
Ms. Young: Julio, he's not a hermaphrodite.
Julio: No, Ms. Young! For real! There's really people who like to have sex
with dead people!
Ms. Young: Yes, but they're not called hermaphrodites, they're called
necrophiliacs.
Julio: (Aside to Felix) She's so stupid. (To me) No Ms. Young,
necrophiliac is when you have that disease where you can't stop bleeding.