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Messages to God

The following are messages written by children to God,

Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident? -Norma

Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't
You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane

Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan

Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that
okay? -Neil

Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had
everything. -Jane

Dear God, Did you really mean do unto others as they do unto you? Because if
you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!

Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some
things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not
hurt him anyway. Your friend. (But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our
day of rest. -Tom L.

Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can
look it up. -Bruce

Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. -Danny

Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had
their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry

Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much
hair all over. -Sam

Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your goodest inventions.
-Ruth M.

Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole
world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan

Dear GOD, If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
-Mickey D.

Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love,

Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did
it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna

-Unknown email sent me it

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