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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an
outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer,cold in
the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting
on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that
outhouse into the creek.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided
today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick
and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated
away.

That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad
replied,Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you,
wasn't it, son? The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said,
Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree
and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth.

The dad replied, Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry
tree.

[Tag]:Outhouse
[Time]:5/9/2010
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