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Wise Old Man

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high
school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.
Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of
youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on
every trashcan they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after
day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.
The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they
banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, You kids are a lot of
fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do
the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a
dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing.

The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.

After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a
sad smile on his face. This recession's really putting a big dent in my
income, he told them. From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to
beat on the cans.

The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and
continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached
them again as they drummed their way down the street.

Look, he said, I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not
going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?

A freaking' quarter? the drum leader exclaimed. If you think we're going to
waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way,
dude. We quit! And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his
days.
[Tag]:Wise Old Man
[Time]:5/9/2010
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