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What do Scotsmen eat?

Tart'n'pie!

What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?

The full moon because it's lighter!

What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?

Oldham!

What would you call theft in Peking?

A Chinese takeaway!

What animals are on legal documents?

Seals!

What did you get for christmas?

A mouthorgan, its the best present I've ever had.

Why?

My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it!

Where do tadpoles change?

In a croakroom!

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