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What is a spiders favorite TV show?

The newly web game!

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?

Four anti road protesters?

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

What do you call a big irish spider?

Paddy long legs!

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

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