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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?

A hot frog!

What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?

Hop on!

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad!

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

What do Scottish toads play?

Hop-scotch!

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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