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What do toads drink?


When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Finding half an apple!

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

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