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What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?

A gerbil shepherd dog!

What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?

A mouse-tache!

Why did the mouse eat a candle?

For some light refreshment!

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?

Mouse code!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What's a mouse's favorite record?

Please cheese me!

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?

Sir!

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?

Mickey Moose!

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