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What is a grasshopper?

An insect on a pogo stick!

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?

A grasshover!

Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?

Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?

A grasshopper with hiccups!

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

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