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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail!

Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

To the moo-vies!

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk!

Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?

Because he was a little gobbler!

Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?

To see Gregory Peck!

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer!

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar!

What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar!

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