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Farm jokes 07

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In a hog cabin!

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

Why do pigs never recover from illness?

Because you have to kill them before you cure them!

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

What do you call sheep that live together?

Pen friends!

What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?

An egg!

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense!

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Use a cowculator!

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!

What's a cows favorite vegetable?

A cowat!

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