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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

What do you call a elephant that never washes?

A smellyphant!

Teacher: Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!


What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Teacher:To which family does the elephant belong?

Pupil:I don't know, nobody I know owns one!


How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t

That's not how the dictionary spells it

You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!


Teacher: Name six wild animals

Pupil:Four elephants and two lions!


What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Bill: My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant.?

Bert: Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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