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What' s big and grey with horns?

An elephant marching band!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What's big, grey and flies straight up?

An elecopter!

What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

What's big and grey and red?

A sunburnt elephant!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!


How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?

An elephant holding its breath!

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