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Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

A: Cockerpoodledoo!

Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A: A shaggy dogs tale!

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?

A: Because its hard to run in squares!

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

A: Terrier-fied!

Q: What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?

A: A golden receiver!

Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

A: Dingo Starr!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

A: The collie wobbles!

Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?

A: A dusky husky!

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Q: When does a dog go moo?

A: When it is learning a new language!

[Tag]:Dog jokes 07
[Time]:5/9/2010
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