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Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?

A: Formula 1 drooling!

Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?

A: A Great Dane out!

Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?

A: Anywhere it wants to!

Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

A: I must throw that doggie out the window!

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A: A bloodhound!

Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

A: Because his boots were at the menders!

Q: What is a dog's favorite food?

A: Anything that is on your plate!

Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

A: A hot dog!

Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?

A sausage dog!

Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?

A: Use a pencil instead!

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