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Dog jokes 01

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?

A: Because no one else will do it for them!

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What is the dogs favorite city?

A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?

A: Growlcho Marx!

Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?

A: Well, doggone!

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the show!

Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?

A: It chases parked cars!

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