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Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?

A: A duck filled fatty puss!

Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A: A first aid kitty!

Q: Why do cats chase birds?

A: For a lark!

Q: What do cats read in the morning?

A: Mewspapers!

Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?

A: An acrocat!

Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

A: Puss in boots!

Q: Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

A: Because she heard fowl language!

Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?

A: None. They were all copy cats!

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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