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Q: What looks like half a cat?

A: The other half!

Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?

A: 'Claws.'


Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?

A: A stri-ped!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?

A: A stripey sweater!

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?

A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

A: Frostbite!

Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'


Q: What is lion's favorite food?

A: Baked beings!

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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