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Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?

A: 'Too wet to woo'!

Q: What do baby swans dance to?

A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!

Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?

A: Birds of prey!

Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

A: Tweetie Pie!

Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

A: Jail-birds!

Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?

A: Plant bird seed!

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

A: Fowl play!

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?

A: They quack up!

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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