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Bird jokes 01

Q: Why did the owl, owl?

A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

Q: What is a polygon?

A: A dead parrot!

Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?

A: The parrots of Penzance!

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A: A firequaker!

Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?

A: Hide and Speak!

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?

A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!

Q: What is the definition of Robin?

A: A bird who steals!

Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?

A: When they're going cheap!

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