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1. Lucky Mother (10/24/2013)
   A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed.
2. I want a nightmare (10/24/2013)
   Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.
3. Drink like a fish (4/19/2011)
   All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
4. The Goldfish and the Cat (4/18/2011)
   Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, `What are you up to there.
5. Synonym=Bad Language (4/11/2011)
   `What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?`
6. All Right (3/20/2011)
   Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited . `Uh-oh,` I said, realizing my mistake. `I just make an illegal turn.`
7. Tragedy (3/20/2011)
   George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word `tragedy.` So George W. asks the class for an example of a tragedy.
8. The Reason of being Late (1/18/2011)
   Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says....
9. School Bush tragedy (1/18/2011)
   George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word: tragedy.
10. The Age and Daydreaming (1/5/2011)
   The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. `Johnny,` she said, `If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I?
11. I wasn't listening (1/5/2011)
   Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. `What are you reading, dear?` `I don't know.` the little girl answered.
12. The Goldfish and the Cat (1/5/2011)
   Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, `What are you up to there, Amy?`
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