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1. He decided to go and see what happened (3/27/2013)
   The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, `Pardon me. May I help you with something.`
2. But now seems there is hope of recovery (3/27/2013)
   `Well, my son,` his father replied, `look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.`
3. An Excellent Scheme (3/26/2013)
   The next day, as I showed a businessman around the airport, he looked longingly at the planes.` I used to take flying lessons, but my wife made quit,` he lamented. `She said it was dangerous.
4. Maternal Instinct (3/26/2013)
   As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patients. I quietly got up in the dark but tripped over a toy and crashed to the floor.
5. I Want Her to go Nuts (3/22/2013)
   Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, `Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.`
6. Easy or Not (3/22/2013)
   Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and tried again. After five attempts, she finally parked the car and rolled down her window. I greeted her with a simple `Good morning`.
7. So I gave him the whole alphabet (3/21/2013)
   There was a little girl who was praying in her bedroom. When her grandfather passed by, he tried to listen while she was praying. But all he heard was `A, B, C, D, E, F...` through the whole alphabet.
8. A family trip to Disney (3/21/2013)
   On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.
9. Hunting Skills (3/19/2013)
   Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. `Didn't you follow my advice?` Ivan asks.
10. Ways to Report Death (3/19/2013)
   Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, he left Herbert meticulous instructions about the pet' s care.
11. Where Am I (3/14/2013)
   An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, `Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?` `Yes, ` the farmer looked at him strangely and said, `you are in your car, sir.`
12. Whose Son Is the Greatest (3/14/2013)
   The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. `My son is a monsignor,` said the first proud woman. `When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'.`
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