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1. The kangaroo's ability (5/6/2013)
   The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again.
2. He reduced her chair by 6 inches (5/6/2013)
   Susan was sitting rigidly in the examination chair, clutching its sides, when the dentist came in. `Are you always this nervous?` he asked.
3. Did you see the black building (4/29/2013)
   `We're new here,` says the second one. `It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us.`
4. We call such a command (4/29/2013)
   `When you¡¯re too dumb to play anything,` the professor conducting us sneered, `they give you a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist.`
5. Borrow a bull (4/26/2013)
   After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, `OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.
6. The shutters you want there (4/26/2013)
   Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped naked and painted in nude. After about an hour they heard a knock at the door.
7. You want how much is it? (4/24/2013)
   A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, `What does two plus two equal?` The mathematician replies, `Four.`
8. Back up two miles (4/24/2013)
   `If you don't back up,` said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won't like what I'm going to have to do.` The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by.
9. Story also in it (4/23/2013)
   television. Facing a bookcase that has been in the same spot since I was a child, I let my eyes wander over the familiar volumes, many of which now have faded covers and frayed bindings.
10. The old sheep (4/23/2013)
   A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.
11. Where are you when I get married (4/21/2013)
   The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: `Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and kill you.`
12. Violin lessons (4/21/2013)
   `All right,` her father said. `This is what I'll do. I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks. At the end of six weeks you must play something for me. If you play well, you can have more lessons. If you play badly, I will stop the lessons.`
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