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1. Something inside will be good (5/16/2013)
   Shortly afterwards, his dad came in from the office, complaining of a headache. `That's because it's empty,` said his bright son. `You'd be all right if you had something in it.`
2. I think myers has grown up (5/16/2013)
   Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, `Your name is very special .I named you after my own father because I loved him very much .I know he would be proud of you.`
3. In response to (5/15/2013)
   As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room. Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and began putting it on. `What are you doing?` I asked.
4. The postal delivery (5/15/2013)
   Struck by the urgency in his voice, I grabbed a handful of change and dashed out the door. Arriving at the post office, I rushed to the counter and breathlessly explained to the clerk that my envelope had to be delivered immediately . He casually weighed the envelope and said it would cost $ 10.03.
5. Coach and his players (5/14/2013)
   I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled,`Number5, your time to bat, ` Jeff Smith came to the plate to hit. When I called for `Number 7`, Steve Heinz jumped up. Then I asked for `Number 1`, and no one emerged from the dugout. Again I called for Number 1. Still no one.
6. He received a letter from a few letter to him (5/14/2013)
   `I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.`
7. But how can I explain this logic (5/13/2013)
   The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
8. The postal delivery (5/13/2013)
   My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possible.
9. The kangaroo's ability (5/11/2013)
   The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again.
10. This is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen (5/11/2013)
   It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.
11. This is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen (5/8/2013)
   It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.
12. Now We Run (5/8/2013)
   A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
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