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1. The lady with the large flowery (6/29/2009)
   I'm the bridegroom's mother , The lady with the large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. ` Are you a friend of the bride?` he asked.
2. Do You Know My Work? (5/27/2009)
   One night a hotel caught fire£¬ and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes£®Two men stood outside and looked at the fire£®
3. One Engine Left (5/27/2009)
   A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, `Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left.`
4. The Crowded Store (5/27/2009)
   It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
5. wait for your salary (5/27/2009)
   If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile.
6. Wife wish her were a newspaper (5/27/2009)
   Wife talking to her husband£¬who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
7. Endearing terms (4/24/2009)
   Bernie was invited to his friend¡¯s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
8. Good news AND bad news (4/24/2009)
   An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
9. The stingy ghost died (3/5/2009)
   When a very miserly man nicknamed the stingy ghost died and went to hell, the Yama King reproached him, saying: You stingy ghost! When you were alive, you clung hard to everything and wouldn't give to anyone.
10. What is intelligence? (11/26/2008)
   Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?”
11. One Liner Jokes (11/26/2008)
   If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
12. How to Fry Eggs (11/26/2008)
   A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness.
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