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1. Our Tails (7/25/2009)
   The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:`Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?`
2. snail and car (7/25/2009)
   There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted `240-S
3. Excuse for Speeding (7/21/2009)
   Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.`Why on earth were you driving so fast?` the policeman yelled.`Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!`
4. Hire a bodyguard (7/14/2009)
   Guns always gave me the willies. But when my new job required me to transport valuables, I decided I needed one for protection. Since I knew next to nothing about firearms, I joined a pistol club, hoping to pick up some much-needed pointers.
5. Banned Movie (7/14/2009)
   I was preparing to teach a college course on the history of movie censorship and went to the library to take out films that had been censored.
6. Can pilots fly (7/14/2009)
   I worked in the biology department at Buffalo State College in New York. The Great Lakes Laboratory, also stationed at the college, employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel.
7. Never out of stock (7/8/2009)
    When I overheard one of my cashiers tell a customer, `We haven't had it for a while, and I doubt we'll be getting it soon,` I quickly assured the customer that we would have whatever it was she wanted by next week.
8. For a Long Life (7/4/2009)
   A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. `I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,` she says. `What's your secret for a long, happy life?`
9. Excuse for speeding (6/29/2009)
   A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver argued, `Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me.`
10. What a ig deal (6/29/2009)
   young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked
11. Accountant (6/29/2009)
   An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. `Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.`
12. How much (6/29/2009)
   A man called a lawyer and asked, ¡°How much would you charge me to answer three questions?¡± The lawyer said, ¡°$400 dollars!¡± And the man said, ¡°That¡¯s a lot of money, isn¡¯t it?¡± The lawyer said, ¡°I guess so. What¡¯s your third question?¡±
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