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1. My Pain (10/19/2009)
    At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything ,including human beings,Little Tommy,a child in the kindergarten class,seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve created out of Adam's ribs.
2. Please Describe Him (10/7/2009)
    A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated irshman,who was also severely bleeding. The officer asked,`Can you describe the person who did this to you?` The irshman replied,`That's what i was doing when he hit me.`
3. Time Is Money (10/1/2009)
   As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver, Do you agree that Time is money?
4. Do You Have a Bias (9/22/2009)
    A middle-aged wowan was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding.As he was giving her he ticket.she said:`How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a waring ? Is it my face?`
5. Egg Doctor (9/15/2009)
    One day,while Sue was cleaning under the bed ,she found a small box,Curiously ,she opened it and found 3 eggs and 1,000 dollars. A litter bit suspicious ,she confronted her husband of twenty years about it,`Oh, that.` Frank said .`Every time cheated on you, I put an egg in his box.`
6. New Submarine Ensign (9/14/2009)
   A new Ensign was assigned to subs ,where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said,`Listen, `sir`,it's really simple
7. On an Island (9/12/2009)
    There once were three guys, American ,Mexican,and black,stranded on an island.One day they found a telescope and looked through if .They saw an island 20 miles away.The American went 10 miles and drowned
8. Breaking into a House (9/8/2009)
    A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
9. Excause for speeding (9/7/2009)
   A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding,When he asks for the diver's license,the driver argued,`Speeding?` But officer,I was only trying to keep a safe distanse between my car and the car in back of me.`
10. Cloose a Punishment (9/2/2009)
   Private Smith was brought up before the caption for some offence. `You can take your choice ,private-one month's restrction or twenty day's pay,` said the officer.
11. The Opening (9/1/2009)
    A man went to apply for a job,After filling out of his applications,he waited anxiously for the outcome ,The employer read all his applications and said £¬¡°Went have an opening for people like you.`
12. What The Most Fearful (8/27/2009)
    Little grandson asked,`Granddaddy,when you were in the Army were pasted as guard at night,were you afraid?`
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