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1. Let's See the earth (3/3/2010)
   Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.`What made you join the Army?`asked one.`Well ,I read one of the posters that said:join the army and see the earth!And I have been doing it_a shoveful at a time.`
2. Do You Know My Work (2/24/2010)
   One night a hotel caught fire£¬ and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes£®Two men stood outside and looked at the fire£®
3. My family (1/24/2010)
   My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary.
4. Nobody home, donot leave anything (1/24/2010)
   Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:`nobody home.don't leave anything`
5. His Military Etiquette (12/8/2009)
   Officer:Solidier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier:Sure.buddy. Officer:That's no way to address an officer!Now let's try it again.Do you have change for a dollar?
6. Wishing Well (11/25/2009)
    A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come uupon a wishing well.The woman leans over,makes a wish ,and throws in a quarter. Her husband decides he wants to make a wish,also,Unfortunnately,he leans over too far,falls down into the well,and drowns
7. Chatting on the Plane (11/19/2009)
    A man was recently flying to New York.He decided to strike up a conversattion with his seat mate. `I've got a great policeman joke.Would you like to hear it?` `I should let you know first that I am a policeman.`
8. Do You Have a Bias (11/19/2009)
    A middle-aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding .As he was giving her the ticket ,she said,`How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning?Is it my face?`
9. Relatively (11/9/2009)
   Einiseh climbs to the top of Mt.Sinai to get close enough to talk to God ,Looking up ,he asks the Lord,`Gpf .what does a million years mean to you?`The Lord replies,`A ,minute.`
10. Give us a Donation (11/7/2009)
   Traffic was backed up for miles,and the police were going car to car,When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said,` It's Al Gore ,He's up there threatening to set himself on fire!We are going car to car collecting donations.`
11. Adding Time (10/29/2009)
    Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the`miracle`products she asked ,`Darling ,honestly what age would you say I am?`Looking over her carefully,Luke replied,`Judging
12. Two Birds (10/29/2009)
   Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,and the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I cannot point out but I konw the answer.Teacher :Please tell us.
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