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1. Two Irish homosexuals (5/8/2010)
   Q. What do you call two Irish homosexuals A. Gerald Fits Patrick and Patrick Fits Gerald?
2. Sleeping Problems (4/25/2010)
   An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor's office. `Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep.`
3. A Life for a Life (4/22/2010)
    The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops, and Savage was living from hand tomouth. As a result of his lack of food he became very ill, but after a time
4. Three Men in a Boat (4/22/2010)
   Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
5. take money to heaven (4/18/2010)
   An elderly lawyer was about to die. One day he told his wife he had come up with a way to take all of the money he had with him to heaven. He told his wife to put all of his money in the attic so when he died he could grab it on the way up.
6. A man and his wife (4/15/2010)
    A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, `Your butt is as wide as the grill.` She ignored his remark.
7. Excellent Skills (4/8/2010)
   After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
8. Only cash and credit cards (4/8/2010)
   When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.
9. Tell the difference (3/30/2010)
    Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?¡¡¡¡Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
10. A record stands forever (3/13/2010)
   Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw.
11. A Smart Housewife (3/5/2010)
   A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning
12. Parking's Underwear (3/3/2010)
   A little boy opend the big family Bible ,He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages ,Suddenly ,something fell out of the bible,He picked up the object and looked at it ,What he saw an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages ,`Mama,look
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