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1. The retail store (5/8/2010)
   Q: Where does the cat go when it looses it's tale? A: The retail store.
2. A nervous wreck (5/8/2010)
   Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.
3. Smoking (5/8/2010)
   Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
4. Bank (5/8/2010)
   Q. What do you call a sperm bank inside of a castle? A. Kingdom Cum.
5. Why Name It? (5/8/2010)
   Q: Why do men always give their penis a name? A: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
6. IRS ... Leach? (5/8/2010)
   Q: What's the difference between a leach and the IRS? A: The leach will leave you alone when you die!!!
7. Wife and TV (5/8/2010)
   Q: What's the difference between a wife and a tv, and a mistress and tv with cable? A: The first one is both are at home and free, the second one is also both
8. A fire engine sandwich (5/8/2010)
   Q. What's red and white and red and white and hard to swallow? A. A fire engine sandwich.
9. Sparky! (5/8/2010)
   Q. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? A. Sparky!
10. The grip!!!!! (5/8/2010)
   Q: What's the difference between pink and purple? A: The grip!!!!!
11. See you next month (5/8/2010)
   Q: What did one vampire lesbian say the the other? A: See you next month.
12. Confuse an idiot (5/8/2010)
   Question: How do you confuse an idiot? Answer: 26.
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