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1. False Teeth (5/8/2010)
   In a hurry to get a special dinner party, the guest speaker arrived and sat down, only to realize he'd forgotten his false teeth. He explained his dilemma to
2. Catch the Rabbit (5/8/2010)
   Catch The Rabbit The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
3. Halloween Costume (5/8/2010)
   A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. The husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.
4. Too Much Coffee (5/8/2010)
   You know you've had too much coffee when... You can type sixty words a minute with your feet Instant coffee takes too long You chew on other people's fin
5. Email Error (5/8/2010)
   A man left a snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in sunny Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet there the next day. When
6. Drums, Drummers, Drumming (5/8/2010)
   A man goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks, Wow, this is cool. He goes to the beach, he hears t
7. How to piss a cop off (5/8/2010)
   1) When you get pulled over, say What's wrong, officer, there's no blood in my alcohol? 2) When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
8. 21 Ways to Say "Your fly is open" (5/8/2010)
   21) I know that men are from Mars, but I see something that rhymes with Venus. 20) The cucumber has left the salad. 19) I can see the gun of Nazarene. 18
9. How many surrealists does it take... (5/8/2010)
   How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish
10. What do vampires sing on New Years Eve? (5/8/2010)
   What do vampires sing on New Year''s Eve? Auld Fang Syne! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
11. Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel... (5/8/2010)
   * Spit-polishes his halo * Buys a maxi-pad with wings * Drops out of a so-called Choir of Angels because that's really just a place for a bunch of diva show-o
12. Seasons Beatings (5/8/2010)
   There's gotta be a better way to spend December. Let's face it: once you're old enough to fall off of Santa's List, Christmas loses some of its magic. Actuall
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