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1. We can put it out of coffee (6/18/2013)
   Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, `Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee.`
2. They still don't have to make a decision (6/18/2013)
   The ultrasound didn't reveal the baby's sex, though, and since the expectant father had orders from the Navy to ship out before the due date, he told his wife, `We'd better pick out a boy's name, just in case.`
3. Where is the problem (6/15/2013)
   A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that the Japanese had one person managing and seven rowing, while the Americans had seven managing and only one rowing.
4. The Evangelist (6/15/2013)
   `If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and place your left hand on the afflicted area, the Almighty Lord will heal you.`
5. Of course,But you started (6/14/2013)
   The HR Person said, `Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?`
6. I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class (6/14/2013)
   `I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,` observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.
7. I have to take it to the zoo (6/13/2013)
   A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, `What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, `This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in.
8. Also said "the glad eye" (6/13/2013)
   Everyday, we often hear that whoever in the `eye`, the `eyes` is not a `autumn spinach`, said popular point is the `the glad eye`. Then, the `bad` and `the glad eye` should be how to say in English? Let's look at the following dialogue in this group.
9. But has nothing to do (6/11/2013)
   In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.
10. Every time we listen to a story (6/11/2013)
   `You'll be allowed to serve on the jury,` the judge declared. `We only listen to one side of the case at a time.`
11. That I need to do to heaven (6/8/2013)
   `If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?` I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
12. I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class (6/8/2013)
   `I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,` observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.
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