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1. We share all (11/8/2012)
   An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries.A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.
2. The thesis of rabbit (11/8/2012)
   It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
3. Heart Problem (11/5/2012)
   Morris replied, `Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'` The doctor said, `I didn't say that. I said,'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'`
4. To Buy a Video (11/5/2012)
   I¡¯m afraid we can¡¯t afford one, sighed his mother.But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
5. Hearing problem (10/31/2012)
   The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,`Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.`
6. Two hearts beating (10/31/2012)
   Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
7. Fat Man and Thin Man (10/30/2012)
   A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.`From your looks,` said the fat man, `there might have been a famine.``Yes,` was the reply, `and from your looks, you might have caused it.`
8. All Except the Music (10/30/2012)
   A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.
9. Forgetful couple (10/27/2012)
   The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, `Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly`.
10. Newborn (10/27/2012)
   `Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?`
11. How to judge whether the women (10/24/2012)
   Hand English book reading aloud, in a relaxed way into the toilet, if discovery is not one's own gender have the place to be, still read aloud the English out of, the CunDian women will think of you as a pedant rather than sex maniac.
12. Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings (10/24/2012)
   `Yes,` said the younger, `but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?`
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